Monday 2 September 2013

Review and re-read - Strings by Kendall Grey


Strings by Kendall Grey

My rating = A womancock shaking five!!

The Blurb

WARNING: STRINGS is not suitable for slut shamers, uptight stone throwers, Holier-Than-Thou prudes, humorless virgins, persons with chronic neck or back pain, pearl-clutching bitties, those who disparage crude humor or vulgarity in their many forms, closed-minded people with sticks up their asses, or anyone under the age of 18. The vile, base language and shocking, unholy sexual acts contained herein are not condoned by anyone with a lick of sense and should certainly not be reproduced without proper training and protection. The potty-mouthed and perpetually horny "heroine" (the term is used loosely) of this book does not resemble a normal, well-adjusted, or remotely believable person in any way, shape, or form. The author acknowledges that the characters in this book are shallow and two-dimensional; the plot is both ridiculous and insipid. She makes no apologies for any of it.

* Readers are strongly advised to wear latex gloves whilst reading to minimize contamination risks.


Free-spirited musician Letty Dillinger adheres to a strict, “no strings attached” policy when it comes to men. After a wild night of unabashed sex in a fancy hotel room, she never expects to see the adventurous stud she dubs “Shades” again. When her all-girl rock trio books a tour at the last minute as the opening act for their archenemies, Letty’s shocked to discover she knows the competition’s new lead singer. Intimately. Shades is no longer a one-night stand. Now he’s the guy she has to one-up on stage every night for the sake of her career.

Sharing close quarters on a bus with her sexy nemesis and his bad-boy buddies puts Letty’s Golden Rule to the test. On this tour, guitar strings aren’t the only things being played. And when heartstrings are pulled too hard, they’re bound to snap sooner or later.

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My Review

This book comes with a warning so hell yeah it’s a book definitely for me! I first read this book back in May and I loved it. With the release of the next book, Beats, imminent, I thought I'd just do a quick scan through to re-acquaint myself with Killer Buzz Float and all. Well that was stupid because I got hooked in and had to read all of it again. It is testament to how effin good this book was as my original rating stuck. A high five sistahs!

Letty is the singer in the female rock group, Cherry Buzz Float, along with the drummer Jinx and the guitarist Kate. However things have not been happening for the band recently so Letty, on her birthday, takes herself to a bar with her last couple of dollars to cheer herself up. It’s here she meets the sexy guy who she names “Shades” and ends up doing mighty obscene things to in a posh hotel. It was a ‘one night only, no strings attached’ sex fest!

“All I want for my birthday is to get fucked unconscious with no strings attached.” 

“What a coincidence, I’ve got a big dick, a bar tab, and the local cab company’s number on speed dial.”

Letty is not one for being shy at coming forward and as she would never see this guy again, she truly went for it – including the strap on! Oh my word it was off the freaking charts and set the WTFery standards for the rest of the book!

The next day the group’s manager Jillian tells the girls they are to go on tour with Killer Dixon – the rock group who kind of have a history with Cherry Buzz Float and not a good one for Kate! With the two bands on a tour bus what would you expect? Yes you got it – extreme behaviours of groupies, sex, bodily fluids in all the wrong place (or is that the right places?), squirting (!), multiple orgasmic screaming and a little rock tour in between. But for Letty she gets the shock of her life as guess who is the new singer in Killer Dixon? Yup – that be Shades aka Todd Armstrong – the guy she had been up close and personal the night before with!

It was wonderfully vulgar and extreme but absolutely hilarious. There was also definitely a romance intertwined in all the excesses unfolding and a gorgeous HEA. So no cliff-hanger but a good foot holding for another book to carry on and focus on the other members of the band. 



This book is off the charts, over the top, raunchy and panting sex fest! I really cannot describe in words what can encompass what it is, as it just leaves you speechless. It is definitely, DEFINITELY NOT for the weak hearted or puritan. So if you are looking for happy- clappy, nicer than nice, kissy wissy love story – please just leave now. Move along now – nothing for you here. BUT if you want a book that hits you in the face with its out and out extreme sex and rock and roll that shocks the eff out of you, then this is for you. 


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